An Asian who is a stereotypical Asian, but in many negative ways. Often, gaysians are very uninteresting people who are socially awkward and lame and annoying. They are often overly addicted to their computers/video games. Having good grades does not mean someone is a gaysian, but if an Asian obsesses over work way too much where they do not know how to have fun, then they qualify as a gaysian. Gaysians are sometimes very trashy asians too, such as the asians who never care about anything in life except random things like Anime or trying very very hard to act like they are FOBs (fresh off the boat, in other words foreign Asians) when they probably grew up in New Jersey or something and just look like posers. Gaysians also try excessively hard to be Asian all the time, even when there is no real purpose or reason to. For example, a gaysian would rather know who Rain is than Stephen Colbert. Gaysians often stick together too, shunning non-asians and only talking in an Asian language to further exclude people not in their gaysian clique. NOTE: FOBs are not necessarily gaysians, only if they exhibit gaysian-like qualities. Overall, gaysians are just Asians who are very lame and not fun to be around at all. They often would not know fun even if it jumped up and bit them in the face. Also, gaysians (especially true of gaysian females) tend to be overdramatic about everything and this is often the result of them not being chill at all. For example, a gaysian would make a big deal...

A woman who is so unhappy with her own life she decides rather to improve hers to ruin other peoples fun typically by complaining and writing letters.

female security guard....female cop

A television network founded in 1977 that was aimed mostly towards the younger / teen audience.

The prime of this network really hit it's peak in the early - late 90's, with amazing nicktoons, game shows, cartoons, and live action programs such as: The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Kenan and Kel, GAS, Double Dare, Salute Your Shorts, Wild and Crazy Kids, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, and the Ren & Stimpy Show, to name a few. Kids of all ages enjoyed the network, and had the time of their lives visiting the official Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida, where they can watch these programs live and even participate in the shows.

In the late 90's, something unpredictable happened. The Producers of Nickelodeon decided "Hey, these kids are having too much fun. Let's decide to fuck with their minds and ruin their childhood, and introduce a load of bullshit to the next generation of kids!" They then went on to cancel all the brilliant shows that was once the heart and soul of the network, and replace them with garbage "up to date" shows such as Zoey 101, Unfabulous, Naked Brothers Band, Dance on Sunset, and Avatar. These new garbage programs go absolutely no where and usually cancel after 1 season.

(in 2001, Nickelodeon made an awesome show and everybody thought it was making a come back. That show was Invader Zim. But to nobody's surprise, it was canceled after very few episodes because it was "too funny" and kids were "enjoying it")

The network and company itself had officially...

Super villain who ruins perfectly good pictures by unexpectedly jumping into them, making obscene gestures, doing something wildly innapropriate in the background, making it impossible to concentrate on the intended subject of the photo, or all of the above. Pictors are easily spotted, usually having a mischievous look in their eye, as if to say, "HAH! I just ruined your picture. in the name of -- EVIL." Detriments to society, they usually clan together in schools or at social events, waiting for the perfect moment to ruin a photo; can usually be found throughout yearbook pictures.

When a friend stands in a driveway and tells you with a smile one her/his face and say's, "I have an idea and watch they will all follow me."
Girl: Can time go backwards?
Guy: They follow me Sally watch, I started it first and they follow me.
Girl: Whatever silly don't be so cocky. How was your day? Are you too busy to talk?
Guy: No, whats up?
Girl: I just wanted to communicate with you.

(5years later)
Guy: We should just do it. We want to have sex. I think you deserve better in life.
Girl: We will ruin or friendship and I have feelings for you already.
Guy: I'll never harm you. If I were a samurai and I could ever save your life would you let me? Roschell told me no.

Someone who has the kind of face that makes you think "This guy's a total asshole!"