80 minutes long in 15 different positions
We like to get dirty
2 on 1 is our specialty
Rugby is what real men play, ain't guna find no pussys playing this sport my nigga
Tyler: Hey Dan i hear your really good at rugby
Dan: Ya tyler i am good
Jasmin: I wana fuck Dan
A real mans sport. Unlike any other sport. For the pro football guys remember, rugby consist of 15 players actually playing at the same time, unlike football where you have line men that just block each other....Gay....there is no blocking and in the US its quite popular in the north east region. We have our own union called VRU and its fun.....Football is just for a bunch of pussies who dont want to get hurt. We recruiat a lot of black guys to play and whats the first thing they ask....Where are the pads...its the only sport you can legally punch someone, step on them, and ruck the hell out of someone and you are considered a good player...Hockey doesnt go 100 mph maybe 20 on a windy day...American football is lame because hard tackles maybe happen twice a game, they have quaters and only play for 60 minutes with like a hour break in between halfs where in rugby its about 10 minutes here...You also get timeouts in rugby the only time we stop is if the ball goes out or someone scores...No other sport can even come close to the one real sport..
Transcripat after a rugby match
Man 1:Hey did you see that hit last game...
Man 2:Which one?
A very fun sport, kind of like football but with no pads, tighter rules on tackles, no blocking, and no forward passes. for some reason rugby fans repeatedly hate on american football and say that its a pussy sport and involves no skill, despite the fact that pretty much all american football fans show the sport of rugby respect and never hate because rugby is a very complicated and difficult sport.
most rugby players are mad haters
It's a real mans sport with lots of strategy. It builds a bond between players. It is also one of the most physically and mentally demanding sports.
" God hates a pussy. PLAY RUGBY."
A town in Warwickshire, England where the sport Rugby was invented. With more car parks and charity shops than people, Rugby is the complete opposite of any place a sports fan would want to visit.
Also home to the prestigious Rugby School, the town has at least a bit of culture which is disregarded completely even though the school buildings and houses take up most of the streets.
(Sometimes referred to as Drugby)
Rugby fan: Let's go to Rugby on holiday this year!! We can visit sports museums as a family, visit famous restaurants and take part in the many activities I'm sure will be going on in this "happening" town!
*le searches it on the world wide web*
Rugby fan: Hell to the no.
You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
A gay mens sport, where they must play with each other, chase each other, grab each other, make the most awkward positions, where tight short shorts, chase after balls which aint even round. It also takes up alot of TV, usually takes over The Simpsons, which makes rugby more gay!
rUgByFaN123: OMG! the all blacks lost :'(
Intelligent Person: Rugby is gay! /life