A real mans sport. Unlike any other sport. For the pro football guys remember, rugby consist of 15 players actually playing at the same time, unlike football where you have line men that just block each other....Gay....there is no blocking and in the US its quite popular in the north east region. We have our own union called VRU and its fun.....Football is just for a bunch of pussies who dont want to get hurt. We recruiat a lot of black guys to play and whats the first thing they ask....Where are the pads...its the only sport you can legally punch someone, step on them, and ruck the hell out of someone and you are considered a good player...Hockey doesnt go 100 mph maybe 20 on a windy day...American football is lame because hard tackles maybe happen twice a game, they have quaters and only play for 60 minutes with like a hour break in between halfs where in rugby its about 10 minutes here...You also get timeouts in rugby the only time we stop is if the ball goes out or someone scores...No other sport can even come close to the one real sport..
Transcripat after a rugby match
Man 1:Hey did you see that hit last game...
Man 2:Which one?
by Steve-o23690 August 16, 2006
Real men playing real sport!
football - a game that just makes rugby look better!
by siskybiz February 26, 2011
a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 05, 2009
A very fun sport, kind of like football but with no pads, tighter rules on tackles, no blocking, and no forward passes. for some reason rugby fans repeatedly hate on american football and say that its a pussy sport and involves no skill, despite the fact that pretty much all american football fans show the sport of rugby respect and never hate because rugby is a very complicated and difficult sport.
most rugby players are mad haters
by canadian_football_fan February 19, 2006
You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 17, 2003
A retarded sport gay British men play for an excuse to touch other men. Rugby fans commonly say American football is gay so they don't feel bad about themselves. Rugby is the most retarded sport ever and only cum guzzling faggots play it.
Bob: Hey Tom want to play rugby because were faggots?

Tom: Sure Bob, I'm in the mood to wrap my arms around gay dudes legs and squeeze their balls!

Bob: Oh my god cool, I hope we can have a gay 15 person orgy later with every teammate!

Tom: oh my god yes were so gay hahahaha!

Bob: Hahaha were faggots!
by The 12th man February 03, 2014
A game played by people that have most likely never picked up and read a book in their lives.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.

Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
Guy 1: "Hey man, want to go roll around in the mud and get all sweaty and then sexually harass some nerds?"

Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"

Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"

Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
by mrscoobs April 06, 2014

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