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When a chick gives you an Indian burn on ur shaft. Also, the shittiest gay ass homosexual game on the planet.
rugby sucks balls, only gay people play it. Afterwords, the gay players have shower sex with each other.
by Part Ridge October 12, 2007
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Really stupid sport played using a ball that isn't even ball shaped. There are two kinds of it but few people know or care what the difference is. Invented when a thick schoolboy picked up the ball and ran with it during a game of football. Because he was posh he didn't get his head kicked in, instead he was congratulated for inventing a new sport, which was named after the school he attended. I can honestly say I have never spoken to a single person with any interest in rugby.
If you think football is boring to watch, you should see rugby. Or, rather, you shouldn't.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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A town in Warwickshire, England where the sport Rugby was invented. With more car parks and charity shops than people, Rugby is the complete opposite of any place a sports fan would want to visit.

Also home to the prestigious Rugby School, the town has at least a bit of culture which is disregarded completely even though the school buildings and houses take up most of the streets.

(Sometimes referred to as Drugby)
Rugby fan: Let's go to Rugby on holiday this year!! We can visit sports museums as a family, visit famous restaurants and take part in the many activities I'm sure will be going on in this "happening" town!

*le searches it on the world wide web*

Rugby fan: Hell to the no.
by Im a teen- get me out of here! September 02, 2012
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The game that is harder than soccer or American Football to play
We don't have pads, we have a mouthguard, boots, shirt, shorts and optional headgear that isn't metal. It's soft.
We don't fall over when a stiff breeze blows, we actually have big hits etc.
The greatest country for this is New Zealand. The us could be good if more people played
Wanna play rugby?
Yeah sure, it's the greatest game in history
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A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.)

Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured

2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible

3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs

4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.

Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.

2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash

3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)

4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football

5. They were very short pants

6. It's a wannabe version of football

7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!

8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Yeah football players were pads and helmets, but for one the helmets look cool as fuck and keep both your head from cracking and from 400 lb. men from snapping your neck, and the pads prevent people from giving you bruises all over your body.

And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.

All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!

P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this
by Spikesy May 15, 2006
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1.An excuse for European and Australian men to molest each other under the guise of sport.

2. The most caveman like sport on the planet.
Wow, rugby players sure like to grab each other.
by LimeyCocksuckers April 03, 2006
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A sport where real men play.

A sport where real skills count.
A sport where it involves kicking skill, passing skills, a good brain and strength.
A sport where it can't be compared to any other sport

when soccer players say it's a sport without any skills, why dont you try to run for 80 minutes tackling people and running with only mouth guards on

and american football is just for dumb fuckers i guess

fuck off football players who say 'try running for 90 minutes with only shin pads guarding you'

we only have mouth guards
Hey, is rugby a good sport?

fuck off, isn't it obvious you pussy cunt? get off your ass and play some ball
by playrugbyyouweakcunts March 21, 2011
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