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You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 17, 2003
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a sport for REAL men, not for fags who play american football.
Jack: hey man.. do you play (american)football?
Asian Dude: Get a life asshole. (american)football's for fags. i'm all rugby!
Englishman: Right you are lad!
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A game that is in fact a lot better than football. You run faster, hit harder, have little rest, get punched on a constant basis because the other team that started it thinks your dirty (it's not my fault), and at least in Wisconsin someone gets a concussion a game. Why do pads make it more dangerous? They cushion you and slow the players down a bit. Football has a stoppage every 10 seconds, while Rugby does not.
I speared a guy so hard in Fond du Lac he didn't get up for a few minutes then ran over and tackled another dude. Finally, I ran after some massive forward and said "Aww, Fuck it I am playing rugby". Then I whipped my body at him to slow him down because he was twice my size and could bench press my whole family.
by Phillip Kaltenbach August 17, 2006
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American footballers get beaten with rugs, then they go and have jarrs of peanut butter for a half-time snack.

Rugby is a real mans game, American football has more padding than 10 fat Americans in a bedshop. The French are dirty rugby players...and also really gay.
Jono's dad hits him with a rug after his team loses :(

GO ENGLAND!
by Marshall January 07, 2005
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Rugby is the ultimate test of overall manliness (strenght, speed, power, strategy, character, loyalty).

Unlike in some codes of football (which shall not be named), loyalty towards your teammates is ranked above everything else including personal comfort. Therefore you will not find any players rolling on the grass with their knee in the air because of a chipped nail.
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Rugby player: played a game of rugby, got a black eye and broke both me legs. Not much really.
Guy: man, that must suck.
Rugby player: not really, we won so it was awsome!
by Import aussie rugby bloke April 15, 2009
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It's a real mans sport with lots of strategy. It builds a bond between players. It is also one of the most physically and mentally demanding sports.
" God hates a pussy. PLAY RUGBY."
by Rugby man 14 August 22, 2012
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Rugby is for real manly guys to play and for us girls to drool over the guys. Its a game for more upperslass people and gets rid of the football knackers!!!!
Irish knackers are filth, scurms of the earth and play football.
Upperclass irish guys play rugby.
by Na-na May 03, 2005
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