A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.)

Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured

2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible

3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs

4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.

Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.

2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash

3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)

4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football

5. They were very short pants

6. It's a wannabe version of football

7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!

8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Yeah football players were pads and helmets, but for one the helmets look cool as fuck and keep both your head from cracking and from 400 lb. men from snapping your neck, and the pads prevent people from giving you bruises all over your body.

And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.

All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!

P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this
by Spikesy May 26, 2006
A real mans sport. Unlike any other sport. For the pro football guys remember, rugby consist of 15 players actually playing at the same time, unlike football where you have line men that just block each other....Gay....there is no blocking and in the US its quite popular in the north east region. We have our own union called VRU and its fun.....Football is just for a bunch of pussies who dont want to get hurt. We recruiat a lot of black guys to play and whats the first thing they ask....Where are the pads...its the only sport you can legally punch someone, step on them, and ruck the hell out of someone and you are considered a good player...Hockey doesnt go 100 mph maybe 20 on a windy day...American football is lame because hard tackles maybe happen twice a game, they have quaters and only play for 60 minutes with like a hour break in between halfs where in rugby its about 10 minutes here...You also get timeouts in rugby the only time we stop is if the ball goes out or someone scores...No other sport can even come close to the one real sport..
Transcripat after a rugby match
Man 1:Hey did you see that hit last game...
Man 2:Which one?
by Steve-o23690 August 16, 2006
Real men playing real sport!
football - a game that just makes rugby look better!
by siskybiz February 26, 2011
a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 05, 2009
A very fun sport, kind of like football but with no pads, tighter rules on tackles, no blocking, and no forward passes. for some reason rugby fans repeatedly hate on american football and say that its a pussy sport and involves no skill, despite the fact that pretty much all american football fans show the sport of rugby respect and never hate because rugby is a very complicated and difficult sport.
most rugby players are mad haters
by canadian_football_fan February 19, 2006
You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 17, 2003
A game played by people that have most likely never picked up and read a book in their lives.
The game involves a number of hot and sweaty man grabbing each other and rolling around in the mud; despite this, rugby players are often very homophobic.
If you ever see a rugby player, it is a good idea to run away as there is a risk that he will 1) take his clothes off and put his 'gentleman's sausage' very close to your face, or, 2) grab you by the head and punch you until you vomit out your own small intestine and pass out in the street. It is safe to say that if you are attacked in any way by a rugby player nobody will help - reason: rugby players are scary as hell.

Many argue that rugby should be made illegal in school PE lessons, but if there was no violent sport to keep bullies distracted, they would most likely just attack all the nerds whilst they are playing chess or reading books.
Guy 1: "Hey man, want to go roll around in the mud and get all sweaty and then sexually harass some nerds?"

Guy 2: "No way man, why would I want to do that?!"

Guy 1: "Because it's rugby!"

Guy 2: "Oh, OK. Now it's not weird at all!"
by mrscoobs April 06, 2014
A retarded sport gay British men play for an excuse to touch other men. Rugby fans commonly say American football is gay so they don't feel bad about themselves. Rugby is the most retarded sport ever and only cum guzzling faggots play it.
Bob: Hey Tom want to play rugby because were faggots?

Tom: Sure Bob, I'm in the mood to wrap my arms around gay dudes legs and squeeze their balls!

Bob: Oh my god cool, I hope we can have a gay 15 person orgy later with every teammate!

Tom: oh my god yes were so gay hahahaha!

Bob: Hahaha were faggots!
by The 12th man February 03, 2014

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