A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.)

Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured

2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible

3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs

4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.

Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.

2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash

3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)

4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football

5. They were very short pants

6. It's a wannabe version of football

7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!

8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Yeah football players were pads and helmets, but for one the helmets look cool as fuck and keep both your head from cracking and from 400 lb. men from snapping your neck, and the pads prevent people from giving you bruises all over your body.

And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.

All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!

P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this
by Spikesy May 26, 2006
The Chuck Norris of sports.
Dude 1: Wanna play some rugby
Dude 2:Nah
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2:I broke my jaw getting rounhouse kicked 50 times.
by gxems February 28, 2010
Rugby Union: Great sport played by 15 hard bastard athletes. Lots of variation in play and tactics.

Rugby League: Version of Union simplified for the mind workings of Northern Chav followers. Mainly consists of one man hurling himself at 3 opponents 5 times then kicking the ball.
Rugby League: "And it's the 5th play the ball.... what's he gonna do?.... Oh he's gonna kick it!"
by Turku Bentu July 04, 2006
Hard hitting, fast paced. Great fun. Not, as many have mentioned, an excuse to get in a fight. In fact, fights don't often happen, and when they do, they're over rather quickly. Very little padding (only a scrum cap, and perhaps some shoulder pads---Neither of which make you a pussy. Plenty of pro players use them). A true game for all. No if, and, or buts. Anyone and everyone can play, there's a position to fit each (Just ask our former hooker, who's about 4'10", 90 pounds soaking wet).
Elegant Violence.
Brimming with camraderie. You play, kick some ass, and go party afterwards.
Go All Blacks! New Zealand for the Cup!
American Football stems from this.
American football is rugby for pussies.-Dominic Monaghan
by KC Marie September 20, 2005
rugby rocks, american football isnt that bad, and soccer is for pansies. end of story. go all blacks and fiji.
Rupeni Caucau is an amazing rugby player.
by rgea March 23, 2005
American football, without the pads and alot more skill. Played by men and women alike. Becoming increasingly more popular game for girls and ladies to play.
"Who's the worlds best kicker in rugby"?
"Ah, must be Johnny Wilkinson. Did you see that kick in the 2003 World Cup"? ;)
by *cory* September 22, 2005
Going to say it again there are 2 main types of rugby,
League = sucks arse, always stopping everytime someone gets tackled and gives time for players to recover

Union = the game played in heaven, more rolling sport where you need to be fitter, smarter and have to outwit your oppents, and you can leagally hurt people. its a real mans sport that is for two types of people the piggies (fowards) who use the weight and the backs who sit and comb their hair and use thier speed. Also when you finish union players a it smarter then league boys and the chicks like it :-)

Better then Gridion where u need that much padding where we don't need it. Football (pussy arse soccer) which basically sucks.
Rugby the game played in heaven
by Nutty87 July 02, 2005
The best game in the WORLD (NRL) followed by rugby union. NO panzie ass padding or fuckin reinfoced helmets for poots. WE plat a REAL MANS game of football.

there are 2 types of winning in the game:
- the team with the most points on the board (so im told)

- the team who won the FIGHT (has less concussions and less broken bones, blood, torn ligimnets, sprains, twists etc



americans play panzie girl football (wear more padding then a bed)
by akapat September 09, 2003

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