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1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.
1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.
by mindmelt September 21, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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an OBGYN. The doctor that takes care of female parts.
Crap, I think I got syphillis from that party last night. I better get it checked out by my rug doctor.
by luvsjbs May 11, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To clean or vacuum using the 'rugdoctor' range of cleaning products.
If you can vacuum, you can rugdoctor.
by Romano's Slacks January 15, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.
Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!
by BioluminescentGoddess November 06, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Person who passes out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.
Where did that stain come from? The Rug Doctor was here last night.
by Myrick Rd April 13, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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