look up any word:
14. rug muncher
someone who eats out a women with a very hairy cunt
"Cletus is obbsessed with licking hairy cunts"
"He's such a rug muncher"
1. Rug Muncher
One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises
by Mici Da Wici Oct 31, 2003 add a video
2. rug muncher
a lesbian
you are a rug muncher
by tim mitchell Jun 21, 2003 add a video
3. rug muncher
another term for a dyke or lesbian.
That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.
by Taliesin Jan 9, 2005 add a video
4. Rug Muncher
someone who get a womans beaver rubbed in their face while eating out the girl's pussy. It is referred to as rug because of the flatness of the bush.
Man 1: So i heard you are a rug muncher?
Man 2: Yeah i definitely am.
Man 1: Are there any other things you much on? ;)
Man 2: No i am not going to munch on your AIDS infested cock
5. rug muncher
This is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet. Meaning pussy eating. Hense Rug Muncher
Kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right.
6. rug muncher
a term originally refering to giving women oral sex, but can also be used to describe lesbians and men believed to be "whipped" enough to give a woman head.
You gave her head?!? Dude, you are such a rug muncher
7. rug muncher
a girl who likes girls & wants sexytime from them.
"Gemma Cullen well rugged munched Cat"

yes you are a rug muncher.
rss and gcal