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rubcation 

The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.
After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.
rubcation by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020
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Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.
Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."
An Axis Powers: Hetalia "ship" Comprised of the Characters Russia (Ivan Braginsky) and Canada (Matthew Williams) in a Romantic relationship.
They are normally not liked by the members of the RoChu(RussiaxChina) and PruCan (PrussiaxCanada) ships, due to the stealing of their ship members.
Normally shipped because of the sameness in climate of the two countries, and because the two cannon countries are Lonely, Russia being because everyone is afraid of him, and Canada because no one remembers him.
In FanFiction Russia is normally gentler around Canada, or Canada has Snapped and gone homocidal, and Russia saves him. It does make for some nice fluff, but it is normally really OOC.
RusCan shipper: OHMYGOD RUSCAN IS DA BESHT
PruCan shipper: NUU~ PRUCAN ALL THE WAY~
RoChu shipper: YEAH! CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE SO KAWAII WITH EACHOTHER~
RusCan shipper: Aww *is sad because no one likes RusCan*
ruscan by A RusCan shipper November 29, 2013
Pretty eyes
Medusa's eye will turn u hard. But when u look at Reca's eye, she'll make u fall in love.
Reca by tuso June 7, 2021
Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.
Recap by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.
Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.
I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007
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