Rude boys, along with Townies and Chavs are basically a bunch of no-hopers that are steadily on the increase in Britain. They are losers who aspire to ridiculously dressed rap artists such as 50 Cent who give off a completely inaccurate portrayal of American Ghettoes. The modern British rude boy is almost always born into a middle or upper class family and have a perfect upbringing. When they reach their teens they will, in a sorry attempt to rebel against their horribly sheltered upbringing, start speaking and dressing like idiots. They will pay little or no attention to their education and begin smoking and doing other light drugs by the time they reach Y9 at secondary school. In actuality underprivileged children who are brought up in real Ghettoes would embrace an education as a chance to escape from the harsh gun-culture that they are forced into. British rude boys waste the middle-class opportunities they are blessed with and ruin their lives.
Rude boys hate anyone who does not conform to this stereotype. Anyone who shows any signs of individuality and doesn’t enjoy listening to 50 Cent, Tupac or even Blazin' Squad (A bunch of teenage pricks with abnormally small heads and a fixation with prostitutes who probably all went to Oxford and whose parents own villas in the south of France).
I could go on...but I wont 'cos this definition could turn into a novel.
So, to summarise. A rude boy is the very epitome of British conformism and cowardice.
They are scum.
Basically a Bristish wanna-Be Ghetto who thinks their hard and heavy and hangs around outside Mcdonalds in perfectly normal areas such as Croydon threatening to start "beef" with anyone who "screws" them. They think that the following try to be like them but really they are all the same thing. retarded ugly mong-faces who think getting "pissed" in Slutton every weekend is their lifelong ambition:
Words to describe them retarded loser dickhead twat mofo tramp scum weed smoker
The list goes on...and on...and on...
I could name about 200 of them but they will think its a compliment so i'll leave it.
someone who wears nike shoxs, burberry caps vertically (usually fake), struts, wears jock off gold rings and chains and talks with a funny voice. they walk round thinking they are all that and dead hard. they shud all be shot!!!
rude boy 1: "yo yo mo fo"
rude boy 2: "wa gwaan"
rude boy 1: "it's all sick"
rude boy 3: "im vex wid yow. u n me have some serious beef."
The above person appears to shun 'Rude Boys' and yet can not spell and uses words such as 'jiggy' in mentality at least they are one. Whilst no fan of rude boys, chavs or pikeys myself i do object to fools abuseing their already tarneshed names -leave it to the intellectuals lads.
You can't spell.
You are a chav.
people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.
(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
the targets of my theory.
MY THEORY: My theory is, that if everyone who will amount to anything in life was allowed to carry shotguns, and shoot anyone who looks to be a waste of space. This would cause the world to evolve into a paradise where no-one believes that putting mariajana into a cigarette cleans your lungs, and no retarded fucks like townies who think "they're 'ard" will survive!
Gimme a shotgun!
Stupid pricks hu think there hard. Normally smoke and use 1 cuss only. "Ur mum". Normally really stupid. Should be approached with care. Love to wear Fake burberry.
"Look at those rude boys tryin to steal that fake burberry lollypop from that five year old girl."
"WHoah- There fake burberry caps must be nearly vertical"
"hahahaha those rudeboys can't contain the gayness. There gettin jiggy on the street"