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3.
Ruthless destruction with terrible resolve

(When used as a verb, proper usage is "to cause ruddle")
James, stop causing all of that ruddle!

(verb usage): He is causing ruddle by throwing those grenades into his boss's car!
by jmil1080 August 03, 2011
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1.
to shit vigorously
When in noun form:

Person 1: Hey, where's Jason? We're supposed to leave in five minutes!

Person 2: Well...he's in the bathroom...

Person 1: Gah! Why'd he decide to take his daily ruddle now?


When in verb form:

Jason ruddled today like he does every day.
by chadizzlebrochillizlemynizzle November 23, 2008
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2.
Rape Cuddling or forcing a cuddle on someone without their consent.
When Nicole sleeps with Britt she ruddles her at some point in the night.
by Kuhkies April 08, 2013
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4.
A particularly foul-mouthed purveyor of porn and a lover of the artist occasionally known as Hippos.
Can you believe, Ruddles just announced he was "off to give Hippos a fucking good seeing-to"
by The Amazing Living Dicktionary February 11, 2010
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