Rural Dictionary 

A website link which just redirects you to the Urban Dictionary, probably a reflection of Urban Dictionary's sense of humor

I typed "rural dictionary.com" and it just sent be to this damn site!

Rural Dictionary by Corn Goblin June 5, 2017

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.

Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

Rural Thesaurus by Teh Polygrizolph April 2, 2011

Ricalyn 

A girl who is amazing and has a great personality. She is always there for her friends and she knows her friends got her back. Ricalyn is a very funny,kind,loving human being anyone who knows a ricalyn should be proud!

Hey’ leave him alone
Guy:thanks, whats your name ?
‘Ricalyn’

Ricalyn by Flamingoez June 3, 2018

Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.

Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."

Cognitive Recalibration by Bieber H8R June 22, 2015

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007

Wrong room Recall 

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

Wrong room Recall by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Scrotal Recall 

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009