The catalyst for many nights of blank memories, random injuries and just all round pure shame. Comes in a variety of flavors to tempt you to try each one, when in reality all this does is make you buy more of the nail polish remover. Flavors include Wretching Raspberry, Gutter Green Apple and Paralysis Pink Lemonade. Costs $13 for a handle of death, and is probably enough to send you to hospital each night for the entire weekend. Known to burn throats, tastebuds, eye sockets, nostrils or any other orifice which may be exposed to her fiery side.
Beware of Ruby, she is a psychotic sociopath and WILL ruin your life.
"Dude, last week you drank so much Ruby, you got sent to hospital with a hole in your throat and rectal bleeding"
"But bro, it's $13, I wanna get so drunk I can't remember the alphabet, and I'm broke-ass"
"Good point, which flavor, I'm feelin' Melon tonight"
The Rubinoff family was not the only family to leave Russia, as rival Dimitri Zarkoff also migrated to Somerville and produced Vodka for the New England region. The Zarkoff family was known for owning many of the buildings in Leningrad. Vladimir ended up sleeping with Dimitri's wife, Natalia. Dimitri would never forgive Vladimir for this action.
Cousin Cossack, a former Communist General, moved away from Russia following the fall of the Soviet Union. Cossack was known for the invasion and eventual takeover of Petrograd. He also moved to Somerville, and accordingly produced Vodka. There is a growing concern among the Russians that Cossack may try to take over Somerville and destroy the Rubinoff and Zarkoff family name, along with other minor factions in the region. A peace summit is being organized to bring together the Zarkoffs and Rubinoffs in hope to overcome their past so they can work together to stave off the threat coming from Cossack. Fellow Vodka maker James Caldwell is hosting the summit.
LONG LIVE RUBINOFF!