A ruben is the worst type of bitch
a person can ever call you.
Being a ruben fall under these categories:
1. Not keeping it real with people.
2. Doing low key dirty shit and expecting others not to find out about it.
3. Doing low key dirty shit, forgetting you've done it, then play victim when others treat you harsh.
4. Calling others out as light weights when your actually the light weight.
5. Throwing little bitch
6. Bragging about things that aren't true just to make people accept or envy you.
7. Pretending you don't have cash when your out with friends so they can pay for you when you actually do have cash.
8. Being a fucking douche when your (or supposedly drunk) to people because you think its cool.
9. Calling off a night with a friend you made plans with (REPEAT)...YOU MADE PLANS WITH (not they made plans with you) by pretending your sick, going out of town, etc; just to go out with someone else or a chick rather than keep it real and inform the friend that your going to do something else instead.
Anything that can be classified as a BITCH MOVE
Used in sentences:
1. Wow, I can't believe Gloria was being a ruben
and didn't finish her Wine Cooler.
2. James threw out the line "I'm supplying the room" rather than help put in on food and drinks. We never done that to him when he comes to our room, what a fucking ruben
A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
I am a cool person like ruben
a sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her.
ruben: sexy ass mexican
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever
ruben loves his chula
A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
He is out of this world . . . unreal in all he does , he stands out to the unique, he dedicates him self to everyone. hes loving hes caring , hes real ! hes hardheaded hes arrogant but hes fair. he knows how to treat a female, does not let his dick get the best of him. smart , athlete, usually spanish ! great in bed ! usually multi talented ! he's dedicated to what he loves, he does not turn his back on people. but he can be the biggest asshole !
You seem like a ruben !
Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.