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3. rube
Idoit, mark, stupid, person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam
So who is the rube for our new scam?
1. rube
Hick, redneck, 'an unsophisticated countryman' in Canadian and US slang
'hey, rube!' - Hunter Thompsons ESPN column
by Biggus Willus Jan 6, 2003 add a video
2. rube
An unsophisticated hick or bumpkin.
What sort of country-fried rube writes this slop?
by ...hellno Feb 19, 2004 add a video
4. RUBE
Un-intelligent lacking in class, a rube is an Idiotic person who is easily fooled, target of con or scam. Most commonly identified as one THADEUS WEINTZEN OF ARLINGTON VIRGINIA. Rube's will occasionally call others :rube" to deflect embarrassment and ridicule from oneself in a vain attempt to be accepted by society.
Gosh darn thaddeus is a RUBE
5. Rube
A term used by used by carnies to describe an disgruntled outsider (usually a small town local) who is no longer fooled and has realized he is being scammed by a rigged game.
"I think this Rube is wise to us."
6. Rube
A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")
"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"

"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"
7. Rube
A person who unnecessarily complicates matters. An homage to Rube Goldberg, an early 20th century cartoonist who satirized such tendencies.
Man 1: Hey, how do I get to the Citgo?
Man 2: Yeah, well. See those trees down there? Take a left after the trees, then go past the brick buildings for about half-a-mile and take your next right. Once you hit a stop light, get in the left lane and turn left. The road will kind of veer right and then you'll see a church and after that you'll see the Citgo, on the right.
Man 1: So... Left, right, left, right?
Man 2: Uhh, yeah.
Man 1: Thanks. (Underbreath: F*ckin' Rube.)
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