Rubber Ducky

When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.

My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.

by Justjen86 July 29, 2018

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a duck-shaped piece of rubber that literally stalks you in the shower

Guy1:time to shower

Rubber Ducky: GO ON, IM WATCHING

by Memesarethecuretoevrything April 24, 2021

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A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

by DitzySteph July 2, 2004

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The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt1 November 19, 2008

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