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Rutgers Expos

Gayest most bullshit class at rutgers. You connect topics that don't relate to anything. More than 10% do not pass the class. Fuck penis pussy fart. the teachers play mind games with you because college writing is so fuckin cool!! its like balls pussy fart
Gupta: Hey i love life
John: I dont because rutgers expos is gay
Gupta: yea fuck rutgers writing program
John: yea i have a tutor cause im dumb
Rutgers Expos by Soul Schwartz October 21, 2010

rutgersfest 

A yearly gathering of RU students and friends to celebrate the end of the school year. Drinking is a definite. Eating is a plus. After consumption of beer and food, bands in a lineup of mixed genres perform. It doesn't end there, unofficially, Rutgersfest continues on frat row and extends throughout campuses at house parties, dorms, bars, and restaurants.
"Who do you think is playing at rutgersfest?"
"Idk, they'll announce it at the silent rave(formally free hot dog day)"
rutgersfest by Nesmunoz April 17, 2009
A largest university in New Jersey where students are not spoonfed like other universities. The premiere public university of New Jersey. Home of the now famous grease trucks. Constantly plagued by retards spreading urban legend of having a high rate of STDs.
1. Here at Rutgers, we won't baby you. Do you your work.
Rutgers by eelanahineb September 28, 2005

Rutgersfest 

Daytime obliteration at its finest.

Free yearly concert thrown by Rutgers University for the students that is open to the public as well.

Some previous acts include Kanye West, Third Eye Blind, Everclear, Sugar Ray, Fabolous, Ludacris, Reel Big Fish, Method Man, Fuel, N.E.R.D, Talib Kweli, Brand New, Motion City Soundtrack and more.

Apparently there are also carnival rides, moon bounces--other stuff like that. Sounds great, but unfortunately another Rutgersfest tradition includes getting so shitfaced on College Ave Campus that you miss the concert altogether.

It's all good though, we'll get em next year.
(A week before)

"The Rutgersfest lineup this year is awesome, we need to get our shit together and make it to the concert this time. Seriously."

(Monday morning after Rutgersfest weekend)

"I cannot believe we missed the concert again. We fucking suck. But that was one of the most ridiculous weekends of my life.
Rutgers University is a state university in New Brunswick, New Jersey and is also the largest university in the state, having approximately 30,000 undergraduates. It is home to the division one football team, The Scarlet Knights. Rutgers' football program isn't particularly spectacular, however the students have been known to become roudy and agressive at games, especially towards the male cheerleaders of rival teams. Academic quality varies from department to department at Rutgers but is ranked higher than other state universities in New Jersey such as Montclair State or TCNJ. The long standing rumor that Rutgers undergraduates are plagued by STDs is totally false. Those statistics came from a survey that nobody took seriously, however the female undergraduate's sexual prowess IS equivocal of their male counterparts. (see Hock). Visiting females often are unaware and are subsequently solicited into the one night stand by the men on Guilden Street.
That Rutgers chick gave me the mean ZJ
rutgers by StrappedLikeTheNavy August 21, 2008

Rutgersfest 

A day where rutgers provides free entertainment to its students. They have groups such as pit bull 3OH!3 and brand new play on stages. They also have small carnival rides and lots of fun stuff for students and friends.

Students take this as a day to party. Fraternities start drinking in the morning and have bbq's all day, other students just drink all day.

During this great day for students, people from new Brunswick (townies) and others from NJ cities come in to party. They cause trouble and are often gang affiliated. On Rutgersfest, the town of New Brunswick becomes unsafe due to these Hoodrats.
RutgersFest 2011 was a great party until non affiliated hoodrats came and started trouble. 4 confirmed shot, multiple stabbings, small riots, tons of fights, looting, cars set on fire (one was flipped), and countless other illegal activities. New Brunswick called in police from all nearby towns, and the two local hospitals St Peter's and RWJ ran out of ambulances because of these occurrences.

Pulling a Rutgers 

Pulling out early and leaving your partner(s) unfulfilled.

Derived from the grand tradition of premature extraction during intimate moments, pioneered by the fine scholars in New Brunswick, New Jersey.
Addie: "Hey, where do you think you're going? We barely got started!"

Dick: "You don't get this input baby. Giving you my goods is beneath me! I'm pulling a Rutgers!"