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Kicks Royal Ass 

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!
Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!
Kicks Royal Ass by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Shot Roulette 

A drinking game involving shots, water and clear alcohol.

One person is dedicated each round to pour one shot for each participant.

Participants each pick one random shot glass with or without a specific order (clockwise/counterclockwise).

The person who poured the shots knows which one is water or vodka and drinks the last shot if they are playing.

Repeat.

Drink responsibly! ^_^
Time to turn up... y'all down for some shot roulette?
Shot Roulette by Pap¡ November 17, 2016

Front royal, VA 

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!
Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.

Black Screen Roulette 

A guessing game on porn video sharing websites, like rule34, where the viewer does not know what they will be watching, due to the thumbnail for the video being a black screen. This goes further into affect when the tags for said video have not been fully completed yet, so the viewer has no idea what the video is about until they play it for themselves.
Guy 1: How’s it going?
Guy 2: Not good I had to ply Black Screen Roulette today.
Guy 1: How’d that go for you?
Guy 2: It was inflation porn.

royal rub 

what the queen gets upto when she's feeling frisky and on her lonesome. "pleasuring herself"
well Geoffrey one thinks one shal take some time out later for a royal rub
royal rub by fearon11 October 3, 2010

Wank Royal 

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
Wank Royal by smackmyass August 27, 2013