Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

Oakland Raytards by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

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Roytard

Someone who acts like a total tool, disrespects others who are above them, has no idea what they are talking about and while sitting on their own high horse, usually wear a tie.

This can also apply to noobs who have been outstanding in their abilities to shine well below the norm!

A true Roytard likes to quote - "I want to bring back sexy"

J: Fuck he is a ass munching retard!
B: haha ... Roytard more like it

Roytard by JohnnieJohnJohn November 10, 2008

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Roytarded

When you say something so retarded that the friends you've had for decades still can't comprehend how stupid it is. This is beyond Stupid Roy.

He was acting so Roytarded that one of our friends left the group chat.

Roytarded by Stupid Roy November 11, 2020

roftards

People who can't move out of the Rain of Fire at the Grand Widow Faerlina encounter in World of Warcraft.

Stupid roftards wiped us!

roftards by Mordi August 31, 2006

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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