A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack
man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their
mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the
time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty
school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go
teh park later after I've had
tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly
Heaven with stories about it all the
time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off
teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm
fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower