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Spring Routi 

A similar effect to an excessive amount of fake tan being applied where the culprit has an orange appearance. In the instance of a spring routi an individual has their back door smashed in. On completion the receiver defecates into their hands and smears the excrement all over themselves to simulate a tan. They hope to be still appealing to their partner whilst being in a vulnerable position and also having a prolapsed colon seeping of semen.. The tan is too apparent and a little out of sorts hence the term spring routi, as you wouldn’t be bronzed up in spring
Here comes Dion, he still has remanence of his spring routi with Chucky last night.
Spring Routi by Dirk Rictor2 September 26, 2019
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The best guy you will ever meet!

He will love you like you've never been loved before and he makes any girl feel like a Queen. He will love you for you and wouldn't want you any other way. When he tells you something, he means it.

He has a really Big Penis and works wonders with it!!

He is a walking Kama Sutra!

He loves you and fucks you right!

If you have a Rozia in your life, Marry him.

You wont find anyone else like him.

Your Man: Yes/No/Maybe?
Rozia: Yes over, and over! OMG!!!
I've been with a couple of different guys, but my life was never the same after I had my Rozia!

I hope my man can't tell that I'm thinking and fantisizing about a Rozia when we are together.

All a girl needs is a hot bath, chocolate strawberries, and her Rozia to climax all night!
Rozia by Female Species October 19, 2012
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Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.
She's the nicest girl you can meet! She has the DAMN PERFECT body.
Tho, she can get really hideous if you make her angry.
But on the other hand shes the most caring and most beautiful girl you can have

So dont lose her...
Person A: damn whos that goddess standing over there...?
Person B: bitch thats my girl! Shes rozita!
Person A:lucky son of a bitch .just let me know if you broke up!
Rozita by Crazy dreamer gal August 16, 2018
A Persian boys' name and also a surname not too common. In English it means prosperous or lucky.

Certainly not the person you would want to diss. Rouzbeh is extremely smart, academically and socially. He is that one date you don't wanna miss. He is very nice and always has time to help out a friend. He likes reading books and watching films and that is why he has more girl friends than your average Persian mate.

He hardly ever gets angry, but the concept of peace is unknown to this creature when he is actually angry. He can be very egotistic and proud, however he does deserve the recognition because he is amazing - and no, my name is not Rouzbeh

The name Rouzbeh belongs to a large number of past and present Persian individuals who are well known because of their works in their area of study or profession e.g. Khosro Rouzbeh, Rouzbeh Pournader.
A: What's that guy's name over there?
B: Rouzbeh
A: He must be that amazing person everyone's talking about.
B: Yep.
A: Knew it!
Rouzbeh by innamorato October 1, 2013
Rozi is the most beautiful person on this earth.Her smile is insanenly beautiful and her eyes are so stunning we can't help stare into them and get lost in her beauty.She's perfect in every way.She deserves everything in this world!
Person 1:Do tou know a Rozi?
Person 2:Yeh I know a Rozi she makes me so happy with her perfection.
rozi by thegreatass August 23, 2017
An AMAZING person who never lets you down.
She can cheer up your day when you're feeling a bit blue.
You can trust her and she has many friends, with not many people hating her.
Person#1: I wish i was like Rozina...:)
Person#2: I swear everyone loves her?
Rozina by ILOVEROZINAYEAH February 28, 2011