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8.
rhymes with clam chowda!
router rhymes with clam chowda!
by bryan November 27, 2004
 
1.
1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.
ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?
by Big Herb November 19, 2003
 
2.
A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
by Topher89 March 03, 2006
 
3.
i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.
i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered
by dudefromcisco March 01, 2006
 
4.
A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
by DHCP_ November 02, 2006
 
5.
i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.

ii)A form of unconditional sexual disire towards this networking device. It becomes an obsessive habbit.
i)Cisco Develops routers that keep the Internet going

ii) The General gets intimate with the router just before the lesson starts.
by DHCP_dude March 22, 2006
 
6.
when i stick your finger in someones ass and begin to move it in a circular motion
johnny just gave sally the router.
by cheyenne567 February 17, 2008
 
7.
What Seth F. uses to clean his toes. Also known as a Grouter or the oppisite of whatever you say it is.
J: Wow Seth, your toes are icky. Clean them.

S:I know I need to use a router to grouter them.

R: What?
by RedPita March 28, 2005