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Algonquin Roundtable 

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.
We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.
Algonquin Roundtable by uwg April 26, 2008

Algonquin Roundtable 

A ritual resembling a common circle jerk. However it becomes an Algonquin Roundtable when you jerk off the person to your left, and the initiator of the roundtable wears a ceremonial headdress
"I've been appointed chief at the Algonquin Roundtable, better clean my headdress."

6 Point Roundtable 

Getting the OG 6 of the PGS together and smoking at least one fat blunt, a couple bowls and a cross joint. Then we indulge on deep conversation and various fast foods.
clay: "6 point roundtable at my house, be there in 10 min"
kaleb: "aight bra, be there ASAP"
6 Point Roundtable by kjrocha91 December 29, 2010

blacksmith's roundtable 

men handling their hammers surrounding each other, in other words a "circle jerk"
yea, we all met at brian's house downstairs at the blacksmith's roundtable.

Sit at the Head of The Round Table 

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

knights of the round table 

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Kaci.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.