-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
Your lover, your soul mate, who has the finest ass in the world and makes you sweet ass blueberry pancakes on Saturday mornings while you watch cartoons.
Yell from the living room to the kitchen:
"Rumpadumpaluvaluva these pancakes are so delicious why don't you bring your fine ass in here and give me some sugar!"