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A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.
Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !
rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014
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hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.
Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

rotton but never forgotten 

Something so bad it will always be remembered
That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

Rotton Crotch 

Stank ass smelly hooker pussy dripping with festering STD's.
Joey Hash fucked some nasty rotton crotch last night and has a cold sore on his face now.

bock rottom 

the lowest point ; rock bottom. but even lower then rock bottom. p
you know you hit bock rottom when you find out your inbred AND your cross eyed

rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock
Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again
rotton cotton by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

rotton oyster 

When a man is having sex with a woman that has a foul smelling/tasting vagina, and right before you cum you pull out, stick your dick in her mouth so she can taste her nasty vagina and cum in her mouth.
I was giving a woman oral sex and decided she needed a rotton oyster, so that she could taste what I tasted.
rotton oyster by Maxx Casey October 1, 2006