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Michael Rosen
Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018
Comforting Mrs. Rosen
Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013
Holland Roden
Actress best known for her role on MTV's Teen Wolf. Holland has also appeared in Bring it on: Fight to the finish. Holland has also been very public about her love for Channing Tatum and has claimed to have seen Magic Mike over 100 times.
A: I really like that girl on teen wolf
B: That's Holland Roden and you're like 15 minutes late to this party.
B: That's Holland Roden and you're like 15 minutes late to this party.
Holland Roden by Tanning February 21, 2013
Retendous
The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
Michael Rosen
A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.
When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).
Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).
Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."
"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"
"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"
"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011