|1.||Rose City Red|
Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.
Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.
TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.