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Nackerd, fucked, tired,
1. I got rooted, analy
2. I'm rooted (I'm fucked)
3. I rooted that bitch.
by Winston Wan March 04, 2003
If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"
Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)
by Sharpy August 25, 2004
So fucked you cbf doing anything
im fucking rooted after today
by Root-er January 27, 2003