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Rookbear 

Derivative from the word "rookie" meaning lacking general skills or experience, and "bear" the most terrifying and overpowering of all mammals. It is understood that individuals labeled as Rookbears are incredibly incapable at anything and pose a major danger to themselves and society. Think of a really really stupid bear.
1) Get a load of this bitch! Can't even tie her laces without FAILING EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF LIFE. What a total rookbear.

2) Dude I know how to blog, I'm not a Rookbear.
Rookbear by PappaBear February 4, 2010
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rootbeer barrel 

an extremely tasty alcoholic conconction which involves pouring beer into a shallow glass then dropping a shot glass filled with rootbeer schnapps into the middle and guzzling it until it is gone.
Drunk: damn im drunk, i just took like 10 rootbeer barrels

Bartender: you are cut off get out of here
rootbeer barrel by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

vanilla rootbeer 

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever
that vanilla rootbeer is in fire

rootbeer 

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.
Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.
rootbeer by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

rootbeer kegger

A term used to describe a party in which there will be no alcohol.
Only Mac's cousin showed up at the party. He should have known better than to throw a rootbeer kegger on a Friday night.
rootbeer kegger by Beckers January 15, 2007

Rootbeer Smoke 

When you use your bong and you fill it with rootbeer instead of water for a clean, refreshing taste.
1. "Hey man, this bong water is getting rank. Aight, lets make a rootbeer smoke."

2. "I say my dear Watson, this is the finest rootbeer ive had in a fortnight."

Rootbeerio's 

When you get a bowel of Cheerios and put rootbeer into it.
Guy 1: Woah dude did you put Cheerios into your bowel with root beer?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should try it! Its called rootbeerio's!
Rootbeerio's by Sidewhore January 30, 2018