Top definition
To Rooney someone is to stamp on someones balls
Or to be Rooneyed is to get red carded and sent home in shame!
Rooney was unrepentant after stamping on that guys nuts!
by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006
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To lose one's temper and commit a violent act, especially during a sporting event.
I thought he'd fouled me so I turned around and did a Rooney on him.

I came home, smelling of beer and covered with lipstick, and the wife went Rooney on me.
by Mr. T.P. July 03, 2006
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An amazing, yet violent (thus very fun to watch), football player who currently plays for Manchester United and England. The best young talent to ever play in England's football pitches.
Commentator 1: "Oops did that guy just get knocked out by Rooney?"
Commentator 2: "yes, he did it again!!" 'smiling proudly'
by 007guy January 27, 2006
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- A football (soccer) player for Man United who looks a bit like shrek
- A bad temper normally resulting in a red card
- A word used by kids playing football
And rooney scores...

Rooney takes this one too far thats a red card and england are a man down

ohhhhh hes scored a rooney
by Ash1402 July 06, 2006
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Awesome band hailing from California. Their first cd has an awesome sound reminiscent of the Beach Boys...however, their second cd is more poppy and a bit different. Still awesome though.

Band Members:
Robert Schwartzman (main vocals/guitar)
Taylor Locke (guitar)
Ned Brower (drums)
Louis Stephens (keyboard)
Matt Winter (bass)
Person 1: Did you see Rooney play on their summer tour?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome. I really liked their cover of "Helter Skelter."
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Did you see his reaction? It was really rooney. She is acting rooney
by gal_n_the_city January 11, 2009
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a fat scouse bin man
rooney, built like a boxer you say XD luks more like a rice pudding to me
by tommy060289 July 12, 2006
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