the most annoying fucker ever
my roommate is the most annoying fucker to date. he used to sexile me every other day, didn't care if i couldn't get into my room while they were fucking changing, until i told them to fuck in her room. inconsiderate bastard. he also expects me to go to bed at the same time he does; he asks me every single fucking night what time i want to go to bed. he tells me to work on my fucking homework the next night just because he says he can't sleep as well with the computer on. i work on my homework in the computer lab where i don't have to put up with his peevish presence. he said that it would be funny if my cello got stolen, which it did. turns out somebody down the hall did it as a joke. scared the hell out of the motherfucker. fucking deserved it.
A person you are forced to live with in a tiny dorm room,with who the University will ensure that you will not get along with. Someone who will make your life hell, no matter how nice you are.
My roommate is a fat pig and won't let me use the tv.
The reason I'm not getting any sleep right now.
I hate my fucking roommate(s). They keep me up all night.
Hated enemy, nemesis
Ah, we meet again, my cursed roommate!
1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.
2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.
3. See: Pig
, and doughnut
1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.
2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"
3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
"Oh no you didn't
a person who will put all of his junk on your desk, leave dirty dishes everywhere, dig through your stuff, constantly play your games on your tv, be loud and obnoxious, and is just generally rude and disrespectful.
This guy has no respect for anything, what a roommate.
The epitome of douchbaggery. Brings random "women" to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. Dick move.
Roommate: Dude I just brought home sara! Oh, we're gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on YOUR tv. So don't bother us.
Me: Fuck you and your douchebaggery.