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Best roomates 

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”
You know who has the best roomates

Answer: Yasmine
Best roomates by Barbra cartrum September 2, 2022
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And they were roommates 

Originally a line from a Vine.

It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.

Person2: “and they were roommates”

and they were roommates 

is an iconic vine and it should be known world wide
*Girl walking down the street on her phone*: and they were roommates
guy: omg they were roommates

roommates 

roommates: noun.

Group of people living together in an apartment or house, but not necessarily sharing one room or bedroom.
Usually denotes platonic relationships, although hooking up sometimes happens.
Commonly occurs in big cities & on college campuses.
The American equivalent of flatmates in the UK.
The roommates split the rent and argued about everything else.
roommates by KinOhio September 19, 2006

roomatus interruptus 

{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}

Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.

Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.

See also cock block.
A textbook example of roomatus interruptus:

(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"

(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."

(dude) "That's sounds gr--"

(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"
roomatus interruptus by doobster January 21, 2008

San Francisco roommates 

A gay couple, though not necessarily located in San Francisco.
No, we are not in fact San Francisco roommates.

The Roommates 

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
The Roommates by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010