Roomate Virginity

The characteristic that every human possesses until their freshman year in college when they get to live with their first roomate. Their first roomate is the one that steals the person's "roomate virginity." This causes the person to become emotionally attached to the person, and starts off what could be a loving and caring relationship. However, if one roomate does not like the other or gets sick of them, this can lead to a messy break-up. Either way, everybody will always have a special place in their heart for the person who stole their roomate virginity just the same as the first person they banged.

"Hey you must be my roomate, I'm Jason."

(shakes hand)

"Hey, I'm Nate, and here's a fun fact: I just stole your roomate virginity!"

Roomate Virginity by Nate D-O-GG December 9, 2008

Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed

Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)

Roomate Revenge by halpwr November 4, 2012

roomate agreement 

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes

Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)

roomate agreement by Walter's wife October 19, 2012

FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.

You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.

FUCKBALL ROOMATE by Fighterjock January 11, 2007

sus_roomate 

Sus_roomate is a famous guy in Tik Tok. Well so many followers for them who ever upload furry video and then stopped, They stopped because got a lot haters around

sus_roomate in tik tok

sus_roomate by goodnsmart July 28, 2021

angry roomate 

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

angry roomate by roberto mclean July 22, 2006

And they were roommates 

Originally a line from a Vine.

It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.

Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.

Person2: “and they were roommates”

And they were roommates by Caesar’s Femboy October 18, 2020