The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

The Roto-Rooter by Jon the American June 13, 2021

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Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

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Road roller

A weapon first used by Dio Brando and often is used while the wielder screeches WRYYYYY. While wielding such a construct, it is imperative to remember that once you throw it on top of someone, you must beat it down as much as possible until the person under it stops breathing

ROAD ROLLER DA

WRYYYYYY

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

Road roller by Trumpthecoolkidswagger May 28, 2019

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High Roller

A “High Roller” is someone who spends lots of money carelessly, blowing money fast and recklessly. The term originated from high stakes players who place large bets at the casino.

"You know I'm a high roller"

High Roller by YungMon August 23, 2016