Ed the roofer 

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut 

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

Roofer's Nut by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roofener 

Another word for awesome, or rad. Normally used in a positive situation.

Yo G, this weekend is gonna be stupid Roofener!

Roofener by Matt Haide November 17, 2006

Roofer 

Someone who uses roofies to get someone else to sleep with them. GDI's and haters of greek life like to accuse fraternities of having such people in their houses- as a way of undermining the popularity of the fraternity on campus

Person 1: That fraternity is sketch, They have been known to roofy freshmen girls.

Person 2: Seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?

Person 1: Like all of them

Roofer by Derrick Bonnerman October 14, 2009

Rooner

Someone who ruins things. From parties to movies this person ruins them all.

Becky is such a rooner! She was locked out of her house and couldn't get her bathing suit so we couldn't go to the pool.

Rooner by The Rooner August 17, 2008

Roonerspism 

A Spoonerism. Literally.

Roonerspism is the Spoonerism of Spoonerism

Roonerspism by JamesCT May 8, 2006

roofer 

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

roofer by fuck y'all July 12, 2005