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9.
1.A land pirate.

2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.

3.Scumbag
Run for your fucking lives, here come the roofers.
by Stoops337 August 09, 2006
 
1.
A word made up in the Northwest part of Arkansas meaning "Fucking Dumbass"
God that guy is a complete roofer!
by Kyle Rudolph January 10, 2005
 
2.
Someone who uses roofies to get someone else to sleep with them. GDI's and haters of greek life like to accuse fraternities of having such people in their houses- as a way of undermining the popularity of the fraternity on campus
Person 1: That fraternity is sketch, They have been known to roofy freshmen girls.

Person 2: Seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?

Person 1: Like all of them
by Derrick Bonnerman October 14, 2009
 
3.
A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.
All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...
by fuck y'all June 30, 2005
 
4.
a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.
That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out. She is crazy as a roofer!
by iamlapossy November 05, 2011
 
5.
When a hockey player scores a goal by putting the puck into the top corner of the net, usually an in-close play by the net, or after a fancy play that dekes (fakes out) out the opposing goalie.
Did you see that goal? What a roofer!

Holy roofer...nice goal man!
by Gianni_Destructo October 07, 2011
 
6.
A bearlike creature seen atop the houses of western Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
 
7.
The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.
Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack
by Jim January 30, 2003