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Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2
"Roofart is my role-model"
*farts*
Roofart by roofart November 15, 2022
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roofalanche 

A very large, heavy, deadly mass of snow falling off a large roof at once, destroying all below, and generally causing panic when the house shakes.
Hannah: Honey, what the heck was that?

Stanley: Ah, nothing.. go back to sleep, it was just a roofalanche. no worries...

roofalanche by horatio Vermin December 15, 2008
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the blue roofs 

a sec 8 housing complex in san diego cal cr 1974 now the stradford apts. some still call them the blue roofs today
jr high kid "dave lives in the blue roofs" 2nd jr.high kid "there on food stamps too"
the blue roofs by halejrhigh1974 October 20, 2008
1. That really awesome guy from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
OR
2. a synonim for damn ass cool
1. Roofus is stellar
2. Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure is totally roofus!
Roofus by Boner Bill July 6, 2003

Roofagra 

A roofagra is a cocktail mix of rohypnol (Roofies) and viagra. It is mixed in a drink and used to make a man pass out. With the viagra added, he is unconscious with a boner that a woman can fuck. This creative mixture makes it possible for a woman to date rape a man. Especially when the woman wants the guy, but can't get him. You know the one I'm talking about; the crazy and often suicidal woman who talks to you at work every time you get off your chair to get a drink of water. She is usually ugly, once divorced and has a strong desire for sex after she ran out of patience with masturbation. In reality, she is dangerous and all the dildos in her S&M closet will not satisfy her urge to fuck you. When she calls you constantly even after the police have been called, it's time to throw away your booze and NEVER leave a drink away from your peripheral vision because she will give you a roofagra.
Jake woke up with a bad taste in his mouth, but felt fresh in the morning, seeing he didn't have enough to drink, he is in an unfamiliar bed and has a butthole that hasn't been stretched, he knew his drink was laced with roofagra.
Roofagra by Baldr57 June 6, 2010

RookAShackle 

Basically a mix between Rookaluke and Ramshackle. Another Word for this is RamALuke. Which both mean to Dominate Horribly.
OMG that girl just verbally RookAShackled me!
Wow did that guy just use the shotgun, I GOT RAMALUKED!
rubbish, pronunced ru-bash simple!
that thing is roobash
roobash by Loser kid January 15, 2006