the most adorable, cutest, awkwardest guy in the world.
i ran into him one time at warped tour, and damn did he look fine, in skin tight black jeans, a purple v-neck, and his choppy hair over his face. i asked for his autograph, so he signed my face. then he sneezed and it sounded like he was 3 cuz it was so high-pitched and delicate.
hes in a new band, falling in reverse. they will own the world, if he ever gets out of jail.
yes, he is in jail. sadly, as i type this, he is most likely getting a dick shoved down his throat or being raped by the other jail birds. oh, the price of beatuty.
and he's brilliantly insane, or insanely brilliant. it remains a mystery.
plus, also very very very very very VERRRRRRYYY tickilish in his sides. i saw max (ex-bff/possible gay lover) poke him in the side and he jumped and spazzed and said "i told you not to do that!" too bad, cause he did like 864568596 times after that.
also, known for his huge dark brown eyes, perfectly straight nose, and adorable half smile.
and that you can count all of his ribs cause he's so damn skinny.
teenie bopper: omGoMgOmg roNnie i$ lykee so hAwT!
hxc kid: fuck off, you don't know the first thing about him.
girl: ahhhh guys guess what!
girl: yesterday at warped tour, ronnie radke SNEEZED ON ME AHHH IT WAS SO CUTE!
friends: *squeels* LUCKY BITCH!!!!!
craig mabbitt: don't use the "r" word!
world: STFU YOU FREAKIN POSER.
1.(n)-A bunch of hoodlums and DGAFer's who skates and rages on anyone or anything
2.(v)-To DGAF or Rage all over ones face
(n)"Oh snap! The thrits are back!"
(v)"watch out! they might thrits all over you."
The Killers are a "pop/rock" band from Vegas.
-Their singer Brandon is a sequin wearing mormon.
-Their bassist Mark looks like Jesus
-Their drummer Ronnie often looks like he is "sexing" his
-Their guitarist Dave has a nice a**
People not only go to their concerts for music, but also for their daily a** fill.
There you go, The Killers have nice a**ess
that is, according to their "victims"
because "victims" scare the s*** out of me!
"Oh did you see Dave shake it like shakira last night at The Killers concert?"
n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.
v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.
a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.
v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.
a. Eric, stop being comeau.
1. n. Short for a Narcotics officer. A member of Law Enforcement that enforces drug laws.
2. n. A person who is not a member of Law Enforcement but turns you into the police for doing or dealing drugs.
3. n. A person that turns you in for something you did wrong; specifically to any type of authority figure like parents, cops, teachers, boss, etc.
4. v. The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures.
1. Don't pull your stash out around Jake, I think he's an undercover narc.
2. That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.
3. My little brother the narc told mom about the pornos under my bed.
4. Don't narc on me man, I'll give you a couple buds if you keep your mouth shut.
Dan narced on Mary to Mr. Smith when he caught her blowing the football team.
v.To jizz on something in terms of fire.
Ronnie jizzed all over that poor five year old and it burned like fire!
|7.||duff (v.) (eng.)|
to attract a person of the opposite by bending one's arm at a 45 degree angle and resting it on his/her head then proceeding to rest that arm on the nearest solid object. the "duffer" proceeds to be in close proximity to the "duffy" and ask said "duffy" ridiculous questions in a terrible attempt to pick the person up.
Look at Ronnie over there in the corner tryin to duff that girl... Thinkins he's a staahhh...