In upper class British society, one can infuriate one's fellows by singing the third movement of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 3 in C minor (main theme). This must be accompanied by repeated poking and other aggravating physical actions. "Rondoing" may be be performed by an individual or a group.
"Oh my golly gosh, those chaps over there just Rondoed me and now I have these bally red marks on my posterior!"

"I say, that chap over there looks like he needs a good hard Rondoing!"

"Help! HELP! I'M BEING RONDOED!"

"Tally Ho! Let us venture forth into the slums of Abingdon and Rondo some Big Issue vendors!"
coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."
Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.
by sbpsp October 02, 2007
Replaces the word "retarded" in standard usage, because there is nothing more retarded than a KIA Rondo.
"They just stood there, looking rondo."
by Natalie Dee October 04, 2007
This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07
"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."
by poopslanger October 07, 2007
(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET
This guy Rondoed me during my basketball game.

Greg want to Rondo Taylor's ass.
by Robert March 24, 2005
To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")
We're leaving; you need to rondo that shit.
by mintclassic July 13, 2009
Decorative notes of short duration added to compositions to emphasize certain notes and to add flavor to the composition, in a pattern similar to a reversed turn. May be performed on almost any instrument, including the voice....most notably, coloturas with infatuations for RockStar WordNerds.
No need to have an existential crisis.... a turn, rondo, whatever....if he's singing it, David Cooks our analog hearts.
by phantomjudge May 02, 2008

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