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Kung-fu midget mentor who devotes his life to training underpriveledged pacific islanders to become sodoku masters. Spends his winters desperately trying to conquer his fear of heights. Every year roman develops a new skill that he later uses to impress prostitutes so that they will comb his hair and massage his inner thighs with buttermilk and other various dairy products..
"For many years a roman pedan has been trying with various quirky tactics and a small batallion of fully armed kung-fu midgets to persuade me and my fellow concubines to give him a inner-thigh massage and comb his already extremely neat hair" (Pruscilla-Rosemarry, corner of 2 ave and 22rd st)
by Truls Kvistström January 01, 2006
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