roman abramovich is a rich as fuck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and fuck up the whole of the english premiership.
Man Utd - i'll offer u 10m for that good player
roman abramovich - i'll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. A russian sex slave etc.etc.
rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.
bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)