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masturbation roladex 

The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.
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sex roladex 

The imagery you scroll through in your mind including past sex partners or people you imagine having sex with to help you achieve orgasm.
I was getting myself off this morning and Landon came up in my sex roladex. Thought I didn't have any more feelings for him but I was definitely wrong about that.
sex roladex by MayaSutra July 17, 2017
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Oh man, that song is roladex
Roladex by Amanda & Jeanette August 12, 2004
a word used to mean awesome or totally cool. Originated on the late show with conan o brien. He used it around an OC castmember, so it would become a new slang word.
Hey man, this party is totally roladex, we're in the cone zone now.
Roladex by Publicly Jon July 1, 2005

masturbation roladex 

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.
masturbation roladex by choug October 13, 2006

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026