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1. Sausage roll tits
When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.
"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"
2. Arctic Roll
The same as a bombay roll, but colder!
Matthew and Penny were in the park:

Matthew:Give me a bombay roll biatch
Penny: In these freezing temperture, it's more like an arctic roll!!!!
3. doughball tits
Tits that are the size of doughballs that are used for making pizza's.
Doughball tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hand, being niether too big nor too smll, and are enough to just roll around in the palm of your hand. Much like teh tits you see on a young teen girl.
4. Fruit Roll Ups
When a woman's tits are so saggy they are no longer melons but fruit roll ups
She took her wonderbra off and wondered what happened to her melons. She sat down quickly realizing she had to live with her fruit roll ups.
5. Powder Tits
A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.
When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.
6. swiss cake roll
pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!
7. fruit roll up tits
breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.
"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"
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