Bimmy Rolfe 

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.

Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."

Bimmy Rolfe by Onion Curator April 16, 2022

Rolfe 

A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.

You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.

Rolfe by Dildo Shaggins January 9, 2009

ROFLEW

Roll on floor laughing eating waffles

guy 1: Roflew
Admin: really??
guy 1: No i'm just eating them normally

ROFLEW by Impact Green October 30, 2008

Rolfesaurus 

A generic term to describe a particularly orrible individual who has very archaic views. Such as wondering why so many ethnic derived individuals are in the country. Why that particularly attractive female does not want him hanging out the back of her, or why she has not got the kettle on. Why did they ever replace typewriters with bloody computers. Anybody who questions a Rolfesaurus will most usually be described as a cunt.

That bloke is a right Rolfesaurus.
Fuck me Gary I don't think Sarah went to university just for you to say get the Fucking Tea love. You're a bloody Rolfesaurus.
John you do not need tippex to remove words on a Computer. You are such a Rolfesaurus.

Rolfesaurus by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

James Rolfe

The Angry Video Game Nerd, Board James, and BullShit Man. He's the founder of Cinemassacre and runs the show along with Mike Matei. He's made movies his entire life and lives in Pennsylvania with his family. A true legend of the internet.

James Rolfe's favorite game is Zelda: A Link to the Past.

James Rolfe by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Rolfed 

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

Rolfed by laughingboy65 November 14, 2010

rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

rolfes by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008