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Lonely men in their early/mid 20s who have no friends no direction in life are extremely socially awkward and have never had sex nor a girlfriend before.

Robots usually live with their parents and live on NEETbux if they aren't wagecucking at a place like McDonald's or in college.

They avoid people on purpose and spend all day in their mom's basement shitposting on the /r9k/ board on 4chan and eating chicken tenders while watching anime and fapping to all kinds of porn while mommy takes care of them they rot away in their hikikomori neckbeard nest full of piss bottles.

Robots also hate chads and stacies and they will let you know about it.

It is common on /r9k/ for robots to get trolled by normies lurking the board and robots will usually respond with Pepe or Wojak memes and say Reeeeeeeeee get off my board.
We are robots we have never had sex.

giant robots 

Its how Japan will win WWIII. I'm serious.

Surfer #1: Dude, what's that rising out of our Pacific waves?
Surfer #2: Giant robots! Game over man, GAME OVER!
giant robots by Samuel P November 27, 2007

the space robots 

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
the space robots by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003

war robots

A mobile game by Pixonic which charges several hundred dollars for a single item. The game is constantly updating, and every new update nerfs the last one.

Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
Guy1: "Hey did you see the new War Robots update yet?"
Guy2: "Oh no, not again..."
war robots by SovietScrub17 October 9, 2018

robotskeletonarmy 

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.
While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.
robotskeletonarmy by jamfetto March 10, 2010

Upload Robots

the first decent file-transfer site without the annoying ads or snail-slow speed of Media-Fire or Photobucket. Its kind of like that one hot chick in a crowd of fat ugly sluts.
Henry was quite delighted with himself when Upload Robots stored his entire porn collection online at no cost
Upload Robots by russianconcussion123 September 19, 2009