Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.
"My goodness gracious, Reginald. I do wish Sir Humphrey would hurry up with it, I wouldn't mind giving Jeeves a good rodgering myself!"
Your phone must have gotten Rogered... your last message said "I had fun and it good time and I like turtles and we ate Mexican and now i home."