I rogered her something stupid.
I rogered her up the arse.
A Roger is kind, warm-hearted and supportive.
A Roger is a gentleman.
A Roger will never cheat on you.
A Roger is slightly old-school.
A Roger loves cuddling and sweet, tender kisses!
A Roger is the best person you could meet.
Usually Rogers are Europeans.
A Roger is generally quirky, cool, eccentric, quiet and introspective.
Rogers have beautiful and calm souls.
"I wish all men could be Rogers"
Also accredited with killing the imminent iPhone launch in Canada with their terrible and unfair plans.
An example as follows(which is quite uncompetitive considering the marketing BS they pull all the time):
- $60/month. 150 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 400 MB Data, 75 SMS sent
- $75/month. 300 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 750 MB Data, 100 SMS sent
- $100/month. 600 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 1 GB Data, 200 SMS sent
- $115/month. 800 minutes + unlimited evenings/weekends, 2 GB Data, 300 SMS sent
Random Guy: Wow you got screwed by Robbers.... They need to fund the Blue Jays somehow...
Customer: Wow! Robbers just sent me a bill for $1,002, 232 because I "overused" data....
Roger is a boy. An amazing boy. His smile could give you the warm fuzzies!! He's a hard worker and loves chocolate. He's impulsive at times, but when he takes time to think things through he can make magic happen. You could get lost in this boy's eyes. He's a bit of a nerd, and slightly dorky at times. Often Rogers are happy go lucky, but can get depressed every now and then. A Roger would do anything for you, but you should never take advantage of them. They require love and affection. Rogers tend to lock their feelings up, but when you open them up a bit they can show you a ridiculous love like no other. They'll tease you, but protect you too. A Roger would never want to hurt you and will always make you feel loved. He has a puppy-like charm. The kind of boy you'd want to fall in love with.
Roger : "Why'd you roger Roger me?"
Other pilot : "Because I always say 'roger'."
Roger : "But why say it twice?"
Other pilot : "Well, I'd've said it to you, regardless of your name. I mean-"
Roger : "Okay, shut up now-"
Other pilot : "-If your name had been Steve, I would've said 'roger Steve'-"
Roger : "Shudafukap or I'll crash the plane!"