|1.||Roger Me Guffin|
An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.
Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"
Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"
Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"
|3.||Roger needs a shot|
General strip club term used for any male who in lieu of actually ponying up the $1 for a table dance, needs liquid encouragement (aka a shot) to finally make his way to the main stage. Aks me a question.......
Damn, son, Roger ain't be spendin his shit....that broke ass nigga..Roger needs a shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.
Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!
Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!
Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.
|5.||Roger Keith Barrett|
As a founder member of Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett wrote songs at once wistful, surreal and quintessentially English. Barrett's increasingly erratic mental state led to him leaving the band in 1968. Roger Keith Barrett was born in Cambridge in January 1946.more...
The son of a well-known pathologist, he acquired the nickname "Syd" during his teens, a reference to Sid Barrett, a local jazz drummer. It was Syd Barrett who christened the new group The Pink Floyd Sound, in homage to two of his own musical heroes, the bluesmen Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.
Syd Barrett's solo career was short. His first album, the inconsistent The Madcap Laughs, appeared in January 1970, and its altogether more polished follow-up, Barratt, hit the record shops that November. Songs like Gigolo Aunt, Vegetable Man and Dominoes, showcased on his albums and in live sessions recorded for BBC radio, brought Syd Barrett a cult following. But a lack of popular recognition, combined with the increasing fragility of his health, led Syd Barrett to abandon the music industry altogether and, despite a couple of abortive attempts to re-ignite his career, Barrett remained, for more than 30 years, British rock music's greatest recluse.
He did however, attend Pink Floyd's recording sessions in 1975, ironically sitting in the studio while the band recorded Shine On You Crazy Diamond. As the band gathered at the studio,Syd Barrett was seen bald, with no eyebrows, jumping up and down brushing his teeth. Prior to...
A "jolly Roger" is a "happy penis".
Sandra gave me a jolly Roger last night.
Roger indicates acknowledgment of everything that was just said to you, when really you just mean "Fuck you".
"Alright Specialist, make sure you complete maintenance on your vehicle, write your own counseling statement, and clean my weapon. Don't let me catch you sleeping on guard later either. I'm going to the PX."