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Rogans Tall 

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
Rogans Tall by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019
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Rolaine is a girl capable of doing anything <3

Shes smart, beautiful , funny , supper athletic , super fashionable and a amazing friend.Once you meet a Rolaine you are never gonna wanna loose her cause shes just that amazing

Shes a girl any guy would be lucky to have <3 Totally Girlfriend material <3

Rolaine is a good friend you could trust her with anything and dont have to worry about ur secrects getting out <3
Rolaine is the bestest friend anyone can ask for <3
That girl dresses like a Rolaine
Rolaine by Tayler Love September 2, 2012

Rogan Josh 

A person that is full of cheeky shenanigans.
What a couple of Rogan Joshes posing in front of their minivan.
Rogan Josh by Watermarlone October 13, 2021
A sweet and caring man that you couldn't stop thinking about. He deserves the world for just existing and being the amazing person he is. He is a very intelligent man that tries to help people with all his knowledge.
He also has the privilege to be the cutest boy in the universe, with an eye smile that melts every person in the world. Even in the darkest moment, he wouldn't stop giving you all his love and support. He'll endure your suffering, bidding your blood to run again for his angelic little face. He often makes bad jokes but they become funny when he says them. Definitely the most amazing guy you could meet or be with.
Oh ! Is he Romain ? I heard a lot about how amazing he is but I never believed it until now ! Now I am forced to acknowledge the truth ...

Romain : I love you.
Person : wow I must be the luckiest person on this planet.
Romain by gitblame January 6, 2020
Minoxidil - Chemical widely used for the treatment of hair loss. It has been proven clinically effective in both the prevention of loss and in establishing varying degrees of hair re-growth in males and females suffering pattern baldness. Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth.

May have significant side effects, including weak erections and decreased semen production.

Also, conveniently rhymes with cocaine, resulting in its frequent appearance in rap lyrics.
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
- Danger DOOM

Grandfathers cocaine
And a big fucking box of chow mein
Drizzled with rogaine
Till the government came
-DaG

Cocaine, lo mein, propane, Rogaine
Gold chain
- Jarron Benton
Rogaine by ishigotori May 10, 2014
> Chris is rogging Olivia right now.
> That test just rogged me in the ass.
> I'm gonna rog a girl at the club tonight.
> This class is rogging me.
Rogging by BigDickElay December 13, 2021

Full Rogan 

A graduate of Joe Rogan University. Typically has a dmt tattoo, drinks bulletproof coffee, Smokes Sativas, trains by day, parties at night, owns several flesh lights & is all about kettle bells and aliens.

See So Rogan
Josh has gone Full Rogan.
Full Rogan by buddhistava September 6, 2013