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ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )
The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.
ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009
Related Words

roblocks 

Robloxian kid: wanna play some roblocks?
Average kid: No, and btw its called roblox.
roblocks by boyo2 March 22, 2018

Roblocks 

It is a misspelled way for “ROBLOX
P1: Hey, wanna play roblocks?
P2: Its roblox, P1
Roblocks by Cool2110 June 16, 2021

roblocks 

Roblocks means Roblox in Lithuanian

This happens on Google Lithuanian Language
Me: Roblox in other languages?
My Lithuanian Friend: Korean: lobeullogseu Russian: robloks Lithuanian: Roblocks
Me: roblocks in lithuanian? o.O
roblocks by Hyebun1 April 21, 2021

Roflcockslap 

The action of cock-slapping someone while rolling on floor laughing, usually at them or at their exspense. Commonly used in online games by the victorious to the defeated.
"Wow I am going to have to roflcockslap your team now kiddo"
Roflcockslap by The Real BigCat March 27, 2009

Roflcock Award 

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
Roflcock Award by rmarz247 May 30, 2008